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Idag har jag "lånat" en historia från en vovve-dagbok.
Den var så bra att ni oxå måste få läsa den!
One day in heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were standing
around near the dog kennels watching the dogs frolic.
"I am certainly bored," stated John. "Me too," Paul chimed as Peter stood
and watched the dogs. "I know!" Peter began. "Why don't we have a dog show?"
Paul and John thought that the idea was great except for one small detail that
Paul pointed out. "Who are we to compete against, Peter?" Paul asked.
The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the answer. "We will call up
Satan and invite him to the dog show. I mean, we have all of the finest dogs here
in heaven, all of the World and National Champions are here. His kennel is filled
with the spoiled, difficult and mean dogs. We are certain to win at the show!"
And so the trio calls up Satan on the other realm communication lines and invited
him to their dog show. Satan laughed and asked why they would want to be
humiliated like that, because he would certainly beat them. Peter, Paul and John
did not understand. "What do you mean Satan?" Peter asked. "We have all of the
National and World Champion dogs in our kennel in heaven. How could you
possibly beat us? Satan paused a moment and then laughed.
"Have you forgotten so soon gentlemen? I have all the judges!"
Den var så bra att ni oxå måste få läsa den!
One day in heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were standing
around near the dog kennels watching the dogs frolic.
"I am certainly bored," stated John. "Me too," Paul chimed as Peter stood
and watched the dogs. "I know!" Peter began. "Why don't we have a dog show?"
Paul and John thought that the idea was great except for one small detail that
Paul pointed out. "Who are we to compete against, Peter?" Paul asked.
The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the answer. "We will call up
Satan and invite him to the dog show. I mean, we have all of the finest dogs here
in heaven, all of the World and National Champions are here. His kennel is filled
with the spoiled, difficult and mean dogs. We are certain to win at the show!"
And so the trio calls up Satan on the other realm communication lines and invited
him to their dog show. Satan laughed and asked why they would want to be
humiliated like that, because he would certainly beat them. Peter, Paul and John
did not understand. "What do you mean Satan?" Peter asked. "We have all of the
National and World Champion dogs in our kennel in heaven. How could you
possibly beat us? Satan paused a moment and then laughed.
"Have you forgotten so soon gentlemen? I have all the judges!"
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